Idea.

If I were to drop out of high school right now... what would I do?
Here are some ideas:

• Join the circus (but due to my lack of skills, I'll be the door bitch)
• Become a DJ
• Get a job at Safeway forever
• Take 3 gap years then do unit 4 of year 12
• Kick Dana Duncan in the ribs and hide forever
• Spend the remainder of my days enjoying the fact that I dropped out

All of the above?

YES PLEASE!

safety is sickas

I backed up my laptop today.
Now I have a somewhat destructive attitude towards it.

Which is good.

This is well plastic

"December the 8th 1980:
3am
I'm sat. crosslegged on a cushion,
trying to come to terms with myself when quite without warning,
John Lennon's head, thrust through my floorboards.
He was passing me the torch.
Thanks John."
Doug Rocket

God I love Nathan Barley

A poem

If you touch a pole on the tram;
Then touch your face;
You've pretty much got the swine.