yep

So this time 2moz, I'll never have to write an essay again.
Yes, this is the truth because when I'm hosting Deal or No Deal, AS IF that will involve writing essays.

MLIH #2

All I've done in the last hour is sit on the floor and eat red licorice.
- MLIH (my life is heinous)

In case anyone gives a shit.

So I set up a study space for Swat-Vac.
It consists of:
-A coffee table with the drawers taken out (my legs are in the drawer holes)
- At least 3 empty glue sticks
- 20cm high pile of scrunched up paper
- 3 mugs which used to have tea in them
- Empty cans of V
- A pile of coloured pens and highlighters and crayons

Now I've actually got to do some work... but I CEEBS

Just so you know

I wish I was Fatman Scoop

"THIS IS A JAZZY FIZZLE"

State of my toes:

Cold.

Snickers.

So you're in Safeway, and you're planning on buying some chocolate.

You want a bar of some kind and you're deciding between the usuals like Mars, Picnic, Toblerone, maybe even a Bounty (if that's what you're into).

And you just don't realise that you can buy a SNICKERS.

But if you were to buy a snickers, it would be more heavenly than any of the others (yes, I think I'm going to go as far as to say that they're better than toblerones)

My sister, her friend and I were having this discussion. (our conversations are cool)

and we realised that we just didn't realise that you could go to the shop, and buy a Snickers?

But they're heavenly, and theres no reason why you wouldn't buy one..?

They've got all the heaven that is a Mars bar, but with NUTS.

Be like Mr T.

Feel the love for the Snick.

Masterchef

mastershit.

worst show ever.

especially the celebrity version.

WHY WOULD I GIVE A CRAP ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT EAMON SULLIVAN CAN COOK DUCK?

and I think we all know my opinion on Matt Preston and the other, equally as heinous judges.

relax

It's ok.
blogger was only bluffing.

WHAT

I think blogspot is angry at me for getting a tumblr.
The list of all the blogs I follow has been deleted.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT PEOPLE ARE WRITING?!

Growing up poem

I think I'm still an immature child;
but I realise that this is a lie;
I'm slowly making the change;
from ponytail to bun.

....erh...

I am so excited to finish high school.
like oh my god.
When I think about schoolies I think I stop blinking.
I can't even think about walking out of my last exam because I'll probs throw up.

awwwww FREAK OUT

MY DRAMA SOLO IS IN 2 WEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FFFFUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK A DDDUUUCCCKKKKK

At this point I'm wishing that I actually did drop out of high school and became a door bitch for the circus.