This is how cool I am...

Once,
8 Mile was on TV, and I really wanted to listen to "Lose Yourself".
SO I watched the whole movie, just to listen to it.
And it didn't come on until the very end, during the credits.
Which is an outrage in itself.
BUT
Then! When they started playing it, I was really happy and excited because that starting music was playing, and PUCKING channel 9 or some shit, did that heinous thing where they put an ad on over the credits and MUTED THE SOUND.

I was outraged.

Origins n' shit

So I thought I would show you the origins of "Son of a two balled bitch"

(coz I totally didn't come up with that genius shit)

Check out this show, it's called "Snuffbox"

R.I.P poopy

I miss you already poop.

2005 - 2009

Way to get rich #2

Marry Dan-Rad.

OH HAZ, WHY ARE YOU SO FUNNY?

WOO

I've got 69 blog views.
ahahahaha

MADE MY DAY.

Dilemma

I can't decide whether I like Eskimo Joe or not.
So when they come on TV, or on shuffle songs, I don't know how to react.

Way to get rich #1:

I'm going to drop out and create a line of face masks for swine, bird and all other kinds of flu protection.

Heres a mock up of a swine one:

(I'm the model)

Sleeping Pattern

I've fucked up my sleeping pattern.
I get up at 12 every morn,
So today I thought I'd fix it up slightly and got up at 10,

and now I'm just bored.

B d
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d B

Mornings are crap.