end.

So I'm blowing this pop stand. I ain't writing here no more.

Ya dig?


bye blogspot, you've been lame.

GAP yeah

I WANT TO GO ON A GAP YEAR!!
So my secret scheme is to:

-Go to England for a year
-Make a whole pile of friends
-Come back home, then go visit all the time
-Move there forever
-Marry an english boy

This WILL happen.

enter shmenter

So I got my ENTER score today and its exactly what I expected. I'm not going to post it on the internet, but I think it's good.
But tell you whats crap. When I'm sitting here in heaven. completly happy with what I got, and some people who I tell, react with things like "Aww well thats not that bad" and "what did you really get?"
FUCK YOUUU!!
Just because you studied your face off and got a pucking 99.

Pretty much. Don't feel sorry for me, because i'm in complete heaven.

(But like, good for whoever got above 80 coz thats a pucking outrage its so amazing, and if thats what you need to get into the course you want, cool.)

Gma

My Gran called me today, here was general jist of the conversation

Gran: When are you off to the beach?
Sophie: Sunday
Gran: Well, be good.
Sophie: haha I will
Gran: Well, don't be good, be careful. WAIT WAIT, I didn't mean that... I did a bit.

hahah I love my gran.

Crazy cat lady in the making

All I do is tell people stories about my cats.. there was a really funny one today...

Charlie was in the bathroom, just chillin, then he decided to jump up onto the toilet. but the lid was up and he totally fell in. So that was foul. Then he decided that he wanted to sit on a cactus. A CACTUS. yeah.

I swear he has like some kind of weird autism.

sweet!

On C-Huangs profile shes got a link to this blog. Which is awesome.

And it makes me lol how people would think i'm some hermaphrodite weirdo if they saw what the link was called.

hahahaha (Don't change it cat, I love)

Been a while

Im obsessed with tumblr now, soz.
but ill still post shit here I guess.
Ill tell you what I love...

how people say 'heinous' now.
zis mekkez mih heeappy. (ew)

yep

So this time 2moz, I'll never have to write an essay again.
Yes, this is the truth because when I'm hosting Deal or No Deal, AS IF that will involve writing essays.

MLIH #2

All I've done in the last hour is sit on the floor and eat red licorice.
- MLIH (my life is heinous)

In case anyone gives a shit.

So I set up a study space for Swat-Vac.
It consists of:
-A coffee table with the drawers taken out (my legs are in the drawer holes)
- At least 3 empty glue sticks
- 20cm high pile of scrunched up paper
- 3 mugs which used to have tea in them
- Empty cans of V
- A pile of coloured pens and highlighters and crayons

Now I've actually got to do some work... but I CEEBS

Just so you know

I wish I was Fatman Scoop

"THIS IS A JAZZY FIZZLE"

State of my toes:

Cold.

Snickers.

So you're in Safeway, and you're planning on buying some chocolate.

You want a bar of some kind and you're deciding between the usuals like Mars, Picnic, Toblerone, maybe even a Bounty (if that's what you're into).

And you just don't realise that you can buy a SNICKERS.

But if you were to buy a snickers, it would be more heavenly than any of the others (yes, I think I'm going to go as far as to say that they're better than toblerones)

My sister, her friend and I were having this discussion. (our conversations are cool)

and we realised that we just didn't realise that you could go to the shop, and buy a Snickers?

But they're heavenly, and theres no reason why you wouldn't buy one..?

They've got all the heaven that is a Mars bar, but with NUTS.

Be like Mr T.

Feel the love for the Snick.

Masterchef

mastershit.

worst show ever.

especially the celebrity version.

WHY WOULD I GIVE A CRAP ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT EAMON SULLIVAN CAN COOK DUCK?

and I think we all know my opinion on Matt Preston and the other, equally as heinous judges.

relax

It's ok.
blogger was only bluffing.

WHAT

I think blogspot is angry at me for getting a tumblr.
The list of all the blogs I follow has been deleted.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT PEOPLE ARE WRITING?!

Growing up poem

I think I'm still an immature child;
but I realise that this is a lie;
I'm slowly making the change;
from ponytail to bun.

....erh...

I am so excited to finish high school.
like oh my god.
When I think about schoolies I think I stop blinking.
I can't even think about walking out of my last exam because I'll probs throw up.

awwwww FREAK OUT

MY DRAMA SOLO IS IN 2 WEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FFFFUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK A DDDUUUCCCKKKKK

At this point I'm wishing that I actually did drop out of high school and became a door bitch for the circus.

Serious issue

(maybe this is a lie) We all know that I love countdowns.

They are just too good, and once you see the start of them, you can't NOT watch the entire thing.
Anyway, that new show on channel 10 "The Spearman Experiment" turns out to be a show, just like channel 9's "20-1". BEST NEWS EVER!! IM SO EXCITED.
well i WAS until I realised that they are on at the same time. gahhh.
what the shit am I supposed to do now?