son of a two balled bitch

end.

2010-01-15T01:26:00.001-08:00

So I'm blowing this pop stand. I ain't writing here no more.

Ya dig?

bye blogspot, you've been lame.

GAP yeah

2009-12-19T04:49:00.000-08:00

I WANT TO GO ON A GAP YEAR!!
So my secret scheme is to:

-Go to England for a year
-Make a whole pile of friends
-Come back home, then go visit all the time
-Move there forever
-Marry an english boy

This WILL happen.

enter shmenter

2009-12-13T20:30:00.000-08:00

So I got my ENTER score today and its exactly what I expected. I'm not going to post it on the internet, but I think it's good.
But tell you whats crap. When I'm sitting here in heaven. completly happy with what I got, and some people who I tell, react with things like "Aww well thats not that bad" and "what did you really get?"
FUCK YOUUU!!
Just because you studied your face off and got a pucking 99.

Pretty much. Don't feel sorry for me, because i'm in complete heaven.

(But like, good for whoever got above 80 coz thats a pucking outrage its so amazing, and if thats what you need to get into the course you want, cool.)

Gma

2009-11-19T04:32:00.001-08:00

My Gran called me today, here was general jist of the conversation

Gran: When are you off to the beach?
Sophie: Sunday
Gran: Well, be good.
Sophie: haha I will
Gran: Well, don't be good, be careful. WAIT WAIT, I didn't mean that... I did a bit.

hahah I love my gran.

Crazy cat lady in the making

2009-11-18T02:20:00.000-08:00

All I do is tell people stories about my cats.. there was a really funny one today...

Charlie was in the bathroom, just chillin, then he decided to jump up onto the toilet. but the lid was up and he totally fell in. So that was foul. Then he decided that he wanted to sit on a cactus. A CACTUS. yeah.

I swear he has like some kind of weird autism.

sweet!

2009-11-09T22:54:00.000-08:00

On C-Huangs profile shes got a link to this blog. Which is awesome.

And it makes me lol how people would think i'm some hermaphrodite weirdo if they saw what the link was called.

hahahaha (Don't change it cat, I love)

Been a while

2009-11-05T02:57:00.001-08:00

Im obsessed with tumblr now, soz.
but ill still post shit here I guess.
Ill tell you what I love...

how people say 'heinous' now.
zis mekkez mih heeappy. (ew)

yep

2009-10-29T04:30:00.000-07:00

So this time 2moz, I'll never have to write an essay again.
Yes, this is the truth because when I'm hosting Deal or No Deal, AS IF that will involve writing essays.

MLIH #2

2009-10-28T00:22:00.001-07:00

All I've done in the last hour is sit on the floor and eat red licorice.
- MLIH (my life is heinous)

In case anyone gives a shit.

2009-10-25T21:20:00.000-07:00

So I set up a study space for Swat-Vac.
It consists of:
-A coffee table with the drawers taken out (my legs are in the drawer holes)
- At least 3 empty glue sticks
- 20cm high pile of scrunched up paper
- 3 mugs which used to have tea in them
- Empty cans of V
- A pile of coloured pens and highlighters and crayons

Now I've actually got to do some work... but I CEEBS

Just so you know

2009-10-23T17:10:00.000-07:00

I wish I was Fatman Scoop

"THIS IS A JAZZY FIZZLE"

State of my toes:

2009-10-17T00:47:00.000-07:00

Cold.

Snickers.

2009-10-16T19:03:00.000-07:00

So you're in Safeway, and you're planning on buying some chocolate.

You want a bar of some kind and you're deciding between the usuals like Mars, Picnic, Toblerone, maybe even a Bounty (if that's what you're into).

And you just don't realise that you can buy a SNICKERS.

But if you were to buy a snickers, it would be more heavenly than any of the others (yes, I think I'm going to go as far as to say that they're better than toblerones)

My sister, her friend and I were having this discussion. (our conversations are cool)

and we realised that we just didn't realise that you could go to the shop, and buy a Snickers?

But they're heavenly, and theres no reason why you wouldn't buy one..?

They've got all the heaven that is a Mars bar, but with NUTS.

Be like Mr T.

Feel the love for the Snick.

Masterchef

2009-10-14T02:14:00.000-07:00

mastershit.

worst show ever.

especially the celebrity version.

WHY WOULD I GIVE A CRAP ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT EAMON SULLIVAN CAN COOK DUCK?

and I think we all know my opinion on Matt Preston and the other, equally as heinous judges.

relax

2009-10-09T02:42:00.001-07:00

It's ok.
blogger was only bluffing.

WHAT

2009-10-09T01:16:00.001-07:00

I think blogspot is angry at me for getting a tumblr.
The list of all the blogs I follow has been deleted.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT PEOPLE ARE WRITING?!

Growing up poem

2009-10-07T05:27:00.000-07:00

I think I'm still an immature child;
but I realise that this is a lie;
I'm slowly making the change;
from ponytail to bun.

....erh...

2009-10-05T00:08:00.000-07:00

I am so excited to finish high school.
like oh my god.
When I think about schoolies I think I stop blinking.
I can't even think about walking out of my last exam because I'll probs throw up.

awwwww FREAK OUT

2009-10-03T04:54:00.000-07:00

MY DRAMA SOLO IS IN 2 WEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FFFFUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK A DDDUUUCCCKKKKK

At this point I'm wishing that I actually did drop out of high school and became a door bitch for the circus.

Serious issue

2009-09-29T02:22:00.000-07:00

(maybe this is a lie) We all know that I love countdowns.

They are just too good, and once you see the start of them, you can't NOT watch the entire thing.
Anyway, that new show on channel 10 "The Spearman Experiment" turns out to be a show, just like channel 9's "20-1". BEST NEWS EVER!! IM SO EXCITED.
well i WAS until I realised that they are on at the same time. gahhh.
what the shit am I supposed to do now?

I'm gunna catch 'em all

2009-09-28T22:42:00.000-07:00

Coz I'm Danny Phantom.

EVERYBODY, ITS OK, STOP FREAKING OUT.

2009-09-28T06:35:00.000-07:00

They are called
MOCK exams
for a reason.
They're totally not real, chill bill.

Pro's of not studying for mocks:
- You can enjoy the holidays
- If you fail all the mocks, then when you get you're actual exam results back they will defs look good in comparison
-going into term 4 all chilled and ready to go
-you can go to all the 18th's happening

Con's of not studying for mocks:
they don't exist

Told you.

2009-09-27T04:07:00.000-07:00

So mum walked in the door and immediatly pointed to the floor and said
"Look Sophie what have you done here?"

Hi mum.

whyyy

2009-09-26T21:28:00.000-07:00

THE HEATER IS BLOWING OUT COLD AIR

half of me is cold and its crap..

(it's a hard life)

Joy

2009-09-26T20:51:00.001-07:00

Oh the joy of cleaning the entire house and backyard to hide any incriminating evidence of parties and junkfood.

and Oh the joy of planting maths and english books on tables to suggest study which never happened.

Oh how I love it when my parents go away for a week
but Oh they are suspicious creatures, to say the least.

Cha Cha Cha

2009-09-26T04:00:00.000-07:00

I promote things without realising.

But secretly I do realise

Presents!!!

2009-09-18T03:38:00.001-07:00

I got the best birthday presents ever from my family!! they include:

- A snuggie (with a booklight)
- Box of 5 wheres wally books and a wheres wally stickerbook where you can make your own wheres wally scene!!
- a Toblerone
- 2 Eels CD's (Shootenanny and Hombre Lobo, if anyone cares)
- Pendulum CD WOOOOOO
- Tickets to Britney Spears!! (this was the big one)
- a mood ring (when I put it on, it told me I was happy. CORRECT)
- a family heirloom ring
- a little gold jacket
- new shoes

BEST PRESENTS EVERRRRRRRRR
I AM ONE HAPPY (and legal) GIRL!!!
WOWOweoeOWOWOO

eeiiigghhtteeennnn

2009-09-15T08:46:00.001-07:00

It's totally my Birthday

Which cake?

I have

2009-09-11T03:46:00.000-07:00

a blocked dnose
gahhhhhhh
but no swine this time. WOO

not agaaaiiinnnn

2009-09-08T01:18:00.000-07:00

Dear Swine,

The last time you visited me you ruined my holidays.
I am writing to tell you that if you return these holidays I will drug you up so bad they'll be calling you Amy Swinehouse.

Regards,
Sophie.

Fathers Day

2009-09-06T03:01:00.000-07:00

I swear I'm the best daughter ever.
I didn't know what to get my dad for fathers day, so I got him a toblerone so I could eat it.
I STILL THINK THEY'RE THE BEST THINGS EVER!

(I should be getting paid by toblerone to do this blog)

The 411: Silversun

2009-08-28T05:04:00.000-07:00

So I realise now that heaps of (lame) people don't watch Silversun / don't even know what it is?! So here's the 411.
It's based in the year 2052 and it's about a spaceship with mostly teenage crewmembers.
They're taking themselves and 500 frozen people to their new home (a planet called Silversun).
They're all kids because Silversun is 45 lightyears away, and it's going to take them 90 years to get there. So by the time they get there, they'll be grown up, and all the adults will be totally dead.
It's the BEST SHOW EVER!!

5:00 weekdays on ABC - get on it.

TV = heaven

2009-08-27T00:21:00.000-07:00

So here I am watching Silversun. as per ushe
and i'm realising that ITS THE BEST SHOW EVER!
good ol' Tane, and Deags (spelling) and Mara,
the whole gang. love it!
and the best part is, that as soon as it finishes, i can just switch to channel 7 and watch deal or no deal!

Note to my sister:

2009-08-21T20:16:00.000-07:00

Stop talking about calamari.

How creepy I am.

2009-08-19T05:35:00.000-07:00

All the blog people I stalk (you probs know who you are ) never post anything new anymore.
It's crap. Here I am uploading pictures of Cameron Ling and of toblerone's, and what do I get in return? nothing to stalk.
So yeah, get on that people....

Facebook is still in full form though.

tob

2009-08-19T03:31:00.000-07:00

I FUCKING LOVE TOBLERONE!! ITS SO FUCKING AMAZINGLY AWESOME!

hot

2009-08-12T00:39:00.000-07:00

Oh Ling, you're a beast.

MLIH (My Life Is Heinous)

2009-08-05T02:29:00.000-07:00

So I watched an episode of The Simpsons where they flashed back to all the songs in the show.
I knew the words to all of them. MLIH

The Facts.

2009-08-01T01:31:00.000-07:00

I don't care what Matt Preston is doing.
&
Taylor Swift is a douche.

This is how cool I am...

2009-07-30T03:37:00.000-07:00

Once,
8 Mile was on TV, and I really wanted to listen to "Lose Yourself".
SO I watched the whole movie, just to listen to it.
And it didn't come on until the very end, during the credits.
Which is an outrage in itself.
BUT
Then! When they started playing it, I was really happy and excited because that starting music was playing, and PUCKING channel 9 or some shit, did that heinous thing where they put an ad on over the credits and MUTED THE SOUND.

I was outraged.

Origins n' shit

2009-07-27T06:06:00.000-07:00

So I thought I would show you the origins of "Son of a two balled bitch"

(coz I totally didn't come up with that genius shit)

Check out this show, it's called "Snuffbox"

R.I.P poopy

2009-07-23T19:16:00.000-07:00

I miss you already poop.

2005 - 2009

Way to get rich #2

2009-07-20T03:30:00.000-07:00

Marry Dan-Rad.

OH HAZ, WHY ARE YOU SO FUNNY?

WOO

2009-07-16T01:46:00.000-07:00

I've got 69 blog views.
ahahahaha

MADE MY DAY.

Dilemma

2009-07-05T18:49:00.000-07:00

I can't decide whether I like Eskimo Joe or not.
So when they come on TV, or on shuffle songs, I don't know how to react.

Way to get rich #1:

2009-07-05T05:25:00.000-07:00

I'm going to drop out and create a line of face masks for swine, bird and all other kinds of flu protection.

Heres a mock up of a swine one:

(I'm the model)

Sleeping Pattern

2009-07-03T17:19:00.000-07:00

I've fucked up my sleeping pattern.
I get up at 12 every morn,
So today I thought I'd fix it up slightly and got up at 10,

and now I'm just bored.

B d
o e
r r
e o
d B

Mornings are crap.

Idea.

2009-06-21T07:13:00.000-07:00

If I were to drop out of high school right now... what would I do?
Here are some ideas:

Join the circus (but due to my lack of skills, I'll be the door bitch)
Become a DJ
Get a job at Safeway forever
Take 3 gap years then do unit 4 of year 12
Kick Dana Duncan in the ribs and hide forever
Spend the remainder of my days enjoying the fact that I dropped out

All of the above?

YES PLEASE!

safety is sickas

2009-06-20T22:40:00.000-07:00

I backed up my laptop today.
Now I have a somewhat destructive attitude towards it.

Which is good.

This is well plastic

2009-06-08T00:43:00.000-07:00

"December the 8th 1980:
3am
I'm sat. crosslegged on a cushion,
trying to come to terms with myself when quite without warning,
John Lennon's head, thrust through my floorboards.
He was passing me the torch.
Thanks John."
Doug Rocket

God I love Nathan Barley

A poem

2009-06-04T05:23:00.001-07:00

If you touch a pole on the tram;
Then touch your face;
You've pretty much got the swine.

oi

2009-05-30T01:47:00.000-07:00

I wish more people commented.
But that would require me to tell people that I have a blog.

mmm

2009-05-24T04:38:00.000-07:00

I can't get over the fact that if you lick the chocolate off chocolate teddy bear biscuits, the picture of the teddy is there.

year 12 is crappy

2009-05-15T20:02:00.000-07:00

Hands up if you hate year 12.
My hand is totally up, but I ceebs adding a photo.

Don't you hate it when your teacher knows that you have done nothing the whole term and that you're doing all of the terms work now?

Bring on schoolies.

Second Post

2009-05-04T04:52:00.000-07:00

So the formal was on the weekend.

My feet hurt. even though my heels totally weren't that high. I'm just used to volleys or havaianas.

AP:

If its possible to dance too much (it isn't, but if it were) then I did. DANG im sore. I swear I danced for 3 hours straight, then rested for maybe half an hour, then danced for another hour.
It was crap, because everybody went to sleep, and I probs would have kept going.

I got my english SAC back. suprisingly good. I got 6 out of 6 for "understanding the novel" and I didn't even manage to finish reading it. Fair effort I rekon.
But this doesn't mean I like the secret river now. Theres still a fair amount of hate there.

IM SO EXCITED FOR END OF SCHOOL!

then I will never have to:

-Read a shitty book that I hate

-Do dumbass maths (when will I EVER need to use the cosine rule?)

-Listen to my drama teacher bag out all the hard work

-Write essays

-Revise Psychology

-Get up in the morning and put on that cardboard dress. or that grey shirt.

-Say awquard hello's to prefects that I don't really know when walking through the gate

IM PUMPED

(and if anyone tells me the horrors of uni before i get there i will cry)

Aiight. bye.

YO

2009-04-23T05:34:00.000-07:00

Waddap.

Welcome to my blog.

It's going to go off.

See that up there, thats the worlds ugliest dog.

I'm just happy that that competition exists.

Hey, watch this: